Humor Writer Kills Self Because Everybody Says His Writing “Sounds Like An Onion Article”
Sick and tired of everyone telling him his writing “sounds like an Onion article,” humor writer Dixon B. Tweenerlegs committed suicide yesterday by intentionally fighting a gorilla. read the story
Those Annoying Whole Foods Customers: A Field Guide
What is it about Whole Foods that turns their customers into nuts and fruits? read the story
More Celebrities Who Should Change Their Names
Suggestions to other celebs who peaked in the ’90s to take Snoop-Whatever’s cue and participate in their own reincarnation, as far as names are concerned. read the story
“Gay Dads” – Awkward Catalog Models Now a Father’s Day Tradition
Well, it’s that time of year again. Father’s Day. That special consumer holiday commemorating one of our most cherished time-honored traditions: Father’s Day Sale Catalogs pairing “Gay-Looking Male-Model Dads” with “Kid-Models Who Look Nothing Like Their Dads!” Sometimes these “Dads”… read the story
Phil Mickelson’s Girdle Tells All – Exclusive Interview
In this exclusive interview, a men’s support undergarment reveals golf’s “dirty little secret.” read the story
Mitt Romney: What’s Your Campaign Song?!
Now that Rick Santorum has officially dropped out of the Republican primary, leaving the nomination to Mitt Romney, it’s time for “The Romster” – as I’m sure he’s never been called before – to start worrying about the important things… read the story
Iggy & The Stooges – Their Riotous Rider
A “tour rider” is the term given to the list of requirements presented to each venue for the incoming rock star/popular band, and it’s always fun when someone’s rider is a cut above the rest. Most bands have boring requirements… read the story
New Cigarette Packaging Must Have Nude Photo of Marlon Brando
Regulators for the Food and Drug Administration… read the story
David Ortiz Fined For “Strikeout Face” Fail
Boston Red Sox Designated Hitter David Ortiz was fined $30,000 yesterday for refusing to display a correct Strikeout Face in the August 24th game versus the Texas Rangers MLB commissioner Bud Selig announced the fine yesterday after reviewing photographs and… read the story