Happily Untogether. Or, Ah, PUCKETT.
The only thing more depressing than watching the March Of Time distort my face in the morning mirror is seeing our once-proud warriors of the True Music creep out on stage and bleat their hits in between hits of oxygen. read the story
“Dear You…”
Click the letter. Read the letter. Dear YOU, Do you ever miss the good-ole days of opening the mailbox to find a hand-written letter? Or how about the FUN of actually penning one yourself? With the advent of Techno-fascination, we… read the story
USA Needs Tourism! Call Rosanne Cash! (Video)
Well, from the Department of Nice Work If You Can Get It, Rosanne Cash has found herself a new gig, courtesy of… (gawd, this is hard to say)… Brand USA. Urp. The appropriately-named Ms. Cash has been hired to be the… read the story
“I’m Not Racist, But…”
“I’m not a racist but…” Any time you hear that opening (and unfortunately, I have) you can be assured that person is a racist. No one admits to it. Not the tea party people with their hateful signs, not the… read the story
Keith Olbermann – The “Bully” Was Bullied Himself – As A Child
Well, not unexpectedly, Keith Olbermann has just sued his former employer Current TV to the tune of 70 MILLION dollars for damages and unpaid compensation, breach of contract, sabotage and disparagement. Days later – also not unexpectedly – Current TV… read the story
Keith Olbermann: Fired In The Hole!
“Back, back, back, back, back, back, back…. He’s gone!” That’s four! That’s four ladies and gentleman! Olbermann has now been summarily dismissed, by four – count ‘em four – networks! The grand Salami!! Touch ‘em all Keith, you deserve it!… read the story
Bert Sugar Was a Fake. (A Tribute)
Absolutely the hardest thing to do in boxing is to get noticed. Boxing people are cynics; their default position is to either ignore you or say no to you. Bert Randolph Sugar, who died on March 25, 2012, didn’t know… read the story
(Movie) Trailer Trash
The Knack’s Berton Averre takes time away from ridiculing current music to ridicule current movies. read the story
Eulogy for Ralph McQuarrie from a Star Wars Nerd
Before director George Lucas ever put his epic space-opera Star Wars on film, illustrator and conceptual artist Ralph McQuarrie put it on canvas. On March 3rd, at age 82, the artist who first gave color and form to the characters,… read the story
I Knew Andrew Breitbart: An Honest Eulogy.
Regarding: Andrew Breitbart Dead. Publisher Riled People Up, Pissed People Off Andrew Breitbart’s passing reminds one of the 3 hours of tweets which the deceased fired off upon learning of the death of Ted Kennedy. Breitbart called him a “villain,”… read the story